i sure do love that novocaine

If you are going to eat while half your face is still numb from the dentist, I would not recommend yogurt. I am trying to eat yogurt right now, and while I am doing an admirable job of keeping the yogurt in my mouth, only half my mouth can feel what cold is, and the other half thinks I am eating hot yogurt. It's really disturbing. HOT YOGURT.

On the bright side, I got to see before and after pictures of my own teeth blown up to massive proportions on a big plasma screen.