public service announcement

OK guys, yesterday I was warned that if I trash-talked too much more I might be mistaken for Sickboy, but it seems that it is too late for that. This morning's peek at my statcounter revealed the horrifying truth.... the entire Velo Bella team is talking about me behind my back! Dang it, I hope I don't get a frame pump in my spokes now. For clarification purposes, because I would like to live to see another day:

1. If you are a Bella and you are cat 3 or higher, nothing I have said was aimed at you.
2. If you are a Bella and you don't know me from Adam, don't take it personally.
3. Races are more fun when there's a "showdown at high noon" element, and holy crap do we have a huge cat 4 team this year, and you guys are the other team with a lot of cat 4 women, so I want to see all y'all on the start line at Ken Woods for the cat 4 showdown of the century. Come out and play! Please! It'll be fun, I swear. But trash-talking is way more fun than abject begging, y'know?

Oh yeah, and Avon too. And all the other MWCMR races. Cuz there ain't room in this here town fer the both of us.... oh wait, there I go again. Whoops.


Blogger Gilby said...

Your paranoia is inspiring.

4/27/2006 12:18 PM  
Blogger annie said...

Inspiring? Inspiring how? What are you inspired to do? Now you're scaring me... ;-)

4/27/2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger annie said...

And now I find out it was Sarah who started all this trouble! I take it all back. I am not sorry any more. Sarah, you are dead meat. ;-)

4/27/2006 12:48 PM  
Blogger Eclectchick said...

Don't you mean road (race) kill?

Good luck with that Annie. NOT! I'll have you know I'm digging out my spellbook this weekend and fixin' a powerful hex on ye!

4/27/2006 1:45 PM  
Blogger Strats said...

All this trash-talking, then I fight back, and I'm the one causing trouble??

F'ing statcounter.

Game on.

(I'm sure the thought of a potential catfight has SickBoy all excited...he'd probably love to see Gilby throw down with a Bella, or Annie for that matter..)

4/27/2006 2:19 PM  
Anonymous andy said...

Who suddenly decided I was a trash talker? When have I ever talked trash about anyone on my blog?

and yes, bella/betty throwdown please. I'll need a cooler of pop, some pizza, and a lazy boy. could we get a color commentator too?

4/27/2006 3:11 PM  
Anonymous kris said...

I'm sending in the gophers to throw you all down. shit. i suppose i have to hold the hangover to a dull roar if i gotta back up any trash talk. oh, never mind. i dont want to be left out of any drama today.

4/27/2006 3:25 PM  
Blogger annie said...

Kris, you can't help, you're not a cat 4. You can referee though.

4/27/2006 3:29 PM  
Anonymous kris said...

crap. in that case i will yell super trashy talk as your group rides by me saturday.

4/27/2006 3:49 PM  
Blogger Gilby said...

Hey, how'd I get roped into this?! I'm not much of a fighter. As my palmares will show, I'm more of the spineless curl-up-and-die sort.

4/27/2006 3:54 PM  
Blogger Eclectchick said...

Boys just love to watch girls fight each other - or heck, watch them do ANYTHING to each other, for that matter.

Whoops - is your mom gonna read this?

4/27/2006 4:13 PM  
Blogger annie said...

You don't have to actually fight, Gilby, I think what he actually has in mind is jello wrestling...

4/27/2006 5:06 PM  
Blogger Tim Jackson- Masi Guy said...

I vote for Naked Crisco Twister rounds instead. I'll come out and bring my video camera. Andy and I will referee; I'll bring a cooler of beer instead... forget the soda.

4/27/2006 5:08 PM  
Blogger Shawn Kielty said...

All this talk makes me want to come and watch

4/27/2006 10:45 PM  
Blogger Gilby said...

I'm pretty sure Masiguy & Sickboy have some duties involving electrical tape on the infield of the track to take care of first.

4/28/2006 10:24 AM  
Blogger Tim Jackson- Masi Guy said...

What exactly are we taping anyway? No tape on track bars, just rubber Keirin grips... I'm decidedly intrigued.

4/28/2006 10:40 AM  
Blogger annie said...

Tim, you can't have forgotten this discussion already, can you? It was so memorable....

4/28/2006 11:32 AM  
Blogger Tim Jackson- Masi Guy said...

Nope, hadn't forgotten... I was just reliving the fun in my mind. Ah, the mammaries... errr... memories...

4/28/2006 12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trash talking is a needed thin before a race, gets everyone worked up to push it hard. I do it for fun and I race fat boy class MTB. It works, I got the guys all charged up for the last race and they smoked me! Oops, I got them to charged up.
zeke in KC
Single Speeders get Off more

4/30/2006 9:56 AM  

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