random tuesday
Today's statcounter fun: "half marathon trampled to death." If I didn't have proof that it was someone in England, I'd think it was my dad looking for anti-running arguments to present. I am number 6 in the results list for this search, and I haven't even been trampled to death once!
In other news, Yanni was recently arrested for a kicking, screaming, hair-pulling, name-calling fight with his girlfriend. The police report claims that he whined about a hurt finger; his manager, naturally, denies that anything ever happened. But if nothing ever happened, where did this mug shot come from?
O Yanni, wherefore hast thou lost thy flowing locks of yore?
Not that anyone thought particularly noble things of this guy before, but still.
Don't worry, guys, this'll turn back into a bike blog in a couple days. Day after tomorrow, in fact, when the Hell Week Molester Van peels out of the driveway like a bat out of hell. Just you wait.
posted by annie @ 3/07/2006 03:27:00 PM
8 Comments:
I have a Molester Van that patrols my neighborhood all the time. I think the guy sleeps in it... creepy.
GO SCREW YOURSELF. You will never be the man Yanni is. So quit bashing him.
Considering "annie" is generally a woman's name (and I have indeed firsthand knowledge that Annie at least externally appears to be a woman), I'd have to agree with you in principle, anonymous.
However, your delivery is a little rough around the edges.
Anonymous, I didn't really bash Yanni.... well, yeah, I did. But he's the one who bashed his girlfriend and then whined about his finger. Even if I were a man, I would not want to be the man Yanni is. Especially with that 'stache. If anybody should drive a molester van, it's that guy.
Guys, somebody found my lil' ol' blog by doing a blogsearch for "Yanni mug shot." Anonymous, I suspect you.
And even better, the Smoking Gun has the police report from the incident....
Oddly enough, just the other day I asked Sickboy what Yanni was up to...he didn't know, and I didn't really care (I just like to ask dumb and/or annoying questions), but then I saw this on the news the next day. Obviously we SHOULD be worried about what Yanni is up to!
What in the hell is going on up there? Why does everyone know about this Yanni dude? That boy don't look right.
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