ladyvelo, high priestess of the 27-tooth cog
About Me
- Name: annie
- Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
I like coffee. Coffee makes me ride fast. Coffee also makes me go to the bathroom a lot. Maybe I shouldn't drink so much coffee.
cool stuff
Bike Links
- my bike team
- Midwest Women's Cycling Made Real
- the shop I'm supposed to go to
- the shop I actually go to
- who needs brakes?
- Minnesota Cycling Federation
- Vintage Velos virtual museum
- cyclingnews: your source for everything you ever wanted to know
Blog Links - now alphabetized for your perusing pleasure!
- Amanda
- Anna Banana Extravaganza!
- Caloi Rider
- EclectChick
- filtersweep
- Gilby
- Jeanne
- Jill
- Jim
- Jojo
- Jon
- Karla ("Special K")
- KM
- Lynne
- Masi Guy (Tim)
- Matt
- Nathan
- Nick
- Sascha
- Scott
- Shawn
- Smithers
- Squirrel
- Steven
- Strats
- Sui Generis
- Tim #2
- UltraRob
- VelociPete
race reports
- gluek road race 8/26/06
- hopkins crit 7/9/06
- state road race 6/24/06
- hutchinson crit 6/11/06
- opus #7 5/30/06
- opus #6 5/23/06
- withrow time trial 5/13/06
- opus #4 5/9/06
- avon road race 5/6/06
- opus #3 5/2/06
- ken woods memorial road race 4/29/06
- opus #2 4/25/06
- durand road race 4/22/06
- opus #1 4/18/06
- waterworks park crit 4/2/06
- altoona road race 4/1/06
- campus crit 7/31/05
- dakota tech 7/26/05
- dakota tech 7/19/05
- track racing 7/14/05
- clear lake road race 7/10/05
Previous Posts
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- "race report"
2.24.2006
9 Comments:
eh? Your words look like english, but they make no sense.
You spent HOW much on your new flat-screen TV and you don't know about making friends with your fast? What are you watching on that thing, anyway?
Making friends with your fast? Help?! Please splain me!
I watch DVDs. I have not even an antenna hooked up to it.
Gee, I thought it was a generational thing. I'm glad to know that you youngsters don't relate to it either.
this
here, I'll see if i can find a picture of the fast to update with.
there, updated with a picture of the creepy little fucker. Do YOU want to make friends with that?
Ladyvelo is referring to an advertising campaign for an automaker who will remain nameless. Your "fast" is something which encourages auto owners to drive as much as possible and, I feel it's safe to assume, more recklessly then they normally would. One of the commercials has a guy's "fast" telling him to ignore the discomfort of others in his vehicle. It's a great advertising campaign for those who believe that the manufacturer of their vehicle correlates well with their success in the world.
Unfortunately, I suspect that it's a reasonably successful campaign as it should resonate well with your standard highway nascar racing commuter. Your "fast" encourages you to fight over the next 20 feet. *sigh*
a frog-like icon, called "fast," that speaks in a deep voice reminiscent of Darth Vader.
Use the clutch Luke....
Just what American's need something else telling them to burn more fuel. With gas prices this high my "fast" can take a hike.
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