why buy the cow?

I figure if Gilby can post about her vibrators all the time, I can at least put this, since I didn't even make it up, I just got it as an email forward!



For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Here's an update for you...

Nowadays 80% of women are against the idea of marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!